sentai bug

lefttreephantom:
“ susiethemoderator:
“ wafflebloggies:
“that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
”
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
”
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows...

susiethemoderator:
wafflebloggies:
that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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pixlnico:

Haven’t done a digital painting in a while. Did a quick little thing. Enjoy <3

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akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*
the Twitch chat in my brain :

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105ttt:

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

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mattibee-portfolio:

Chocolate covered strawberry 🍓

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

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woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

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loserstfu:

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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